My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress.
Michael: Make a small incision just above the wound.
Nate: You want me to just dig in?
Michael: You’re enjoying this way too much. Disinfect the blade in the alcohol and then run the lighter over the edge of the blade.
Nate: God damn! This is kinda fun
Michael: Small incision! Small incision!! Ahhhh!
Nate: Relax! The way you’re yelling you’d think I was pulling a god damn cannon ball out of your shoulder.
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Sometimes, the other characters are too normal and then you start to be brought back to reality but then Luna shows up and she is just so funny and cool and honest and slightly mad and she’s all that matters. She is 100% true. She puts on no shows, because she is so comfortable with herself.
Happy 23rd birthday Evanna Patricia Lynch, August 16th 1991.
If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.
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